A Baby's Blog Written by an Adult

Moving Forward

rossb323 — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:30:06 +0000

What a year. I moved in with my folks, I cried, I laughed, I got drunk on milk and I learned how to eat solids.

But there is one more thing this year has to offer!

It has taken what feels like forever to get the hang of… I can move backwards… I can move in a circle… Finally though, I’ve got to grips with what I need to do to move forward.

What a way to come into my first new year.

Look out stuff, my spit covered hands are coming after you soon.

Happy new year everyone, I wish you all the best!

Solid as a… Mashed up apple

rossb323 — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:14:58 +0000

What? I can eat something other than milk? Get in! I was starting to get bored of the white stuff.

Sweet potato and pear… count me in.

Chewie

rossb323 — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 20:56:23 +0000

I love chewing on things these days. I love to drool too. My parent folks are forever wiping my baby spit off stuff. lolz.

Laughter

rossb323 — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 17:52:00 +0000

I’m a baby. When I laugh, it’s cute.

It helps when I’m told a good joke though.

Watch these. Best. Jokes. Ever.

It’s a rollover part 2, im getting good at this.

rossb323 — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:27:22 +0000

Next stop, Crawlsville…

Baby Massage

rossb323 — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:08:22 +0000

This is the life. I get fed when I’m hungry, hugs when I’m upset and my backside cleaned when it’s dirty.

Want to hear what else I find out I’m entitled to because I’m a baby..?

Free massages.

Well, I go to the local baby and toddler group and my mum gets free lessons about how to massage me and we practice on a Wednesday. And just when I thought being a baby couldn’t get any better, too.

It’s pretty good. Nice and chillaxing. One of the other babies there took a disliking to it though. Started crying. You know what it’s like, once one starts they all start. I played it cool though. To relaxed to cry.

I could get used to this. Roll on next Wednesday.

It’s a Rollover!

rossb323 — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 08:57:20 +0000

I was doing some ab crunches yesterday and a funny thing happened… everything turned on its side! Silly me though, I had just ‘rolled over’ as they say.

Three Best Friends

rossb323 — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:10:49 +0000

We’re the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have We’re the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have

We’re the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have And We’ll Never ever ever ever Leave Eachother

We’re the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have We’re the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have

WTF – When Did I Get These?

rossb323 — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 17:37:13 +0000

I just discovered these the other day. They’re attached to me, and I can control them WITH MY MIND. Takes a bit of effort to to do what I want with them, so I’m sure with a bit of practice I’ll be a dab hand at it. I’ve got nothing better to do anyway. I don’t know what I could use them for at the moment either but I’m sure they’ll come in handy at some point.

100 pushups

rossb323 — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 20:19:35 +0000

My health kick started today.
After Thursday’s revelation that I need to get active or face being massive, I started the 100 pushups program. Obviously I’m not that mobile. Doing ‘real’ pushups isn’t an option so I’m stuck doing girlie ones until I build some strength up.

Week 1 day 1, done.