What a year. I moved in with my folks, I cried, I laughed, I got drunk on milk and I learned how to eat solids.
But there is one more thing this year has to offer!
It has taken what feels like forever to get the hang of… I can move backwards… I can move in a circle… Finally though, I’ve got to grips with what I need to do to move forward.
What a way to come into my first new year.
Look out stuff, my spit covered hands are coming after you soon.
Happy new year everyone, I wish you all the best!
What? I can eat something other than milk? Get in! I was starting to get bored of the white stuff.
Sweet potato and pear… count me in.
I love chewing on things these days. I love to drool too. My parent folks are forever wiping my baby spit off stuff. lolz.
I’m a baby. When I laugh, it’s cute.
It helps when I’m told a good joke though.
Watch these. Best. Jokes. Ever.
Next stop, Crawlsville…
This is the life. I get fed when I’m hungry, hugs when I’m upset and my backside cleaned when it’s dirty.
Want to hear what else I find out I’m entitled to because I’m a baby..?
Free massages.
Well, I go to the local baby and toddler group and my mum gets free lessons about how to massage me and we practice on a Wednesday. And just when I thought being a baby couldn’t get any better, too.
It’s pretty good. Nice and chillaxing. One of the other babies there took a disliking to it though. Started crying. You know what it’s like, once one starts they all start. I played it cool though. To relaxed to cry.
I could get used to this. Roll on next Wednesday.
I was doing some ab crunches yesterday and a funny thing happened… everything turned on its side! Silly me though, I had just ‘rolled over’ as they say.
We’re the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have We’re the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have
We’re the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have And We’ll Never ever ever ever Leave Eachother
We’re the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have We’re the Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Have
I just discovered these the other day. They’re attached to me, and I can control them WITH MY MIND. Takes a bit of effort to to do what I want with them, so I’m sure with a bit of practice I’ll be a dab hand at it. I’ve got nothing better to do anyway. I don’t know what I could use them for at the moment either but I’m sure they’ll come in handy at some point.
My health kick started today.
After Thursday’s revelation that I need to get active or face being massive, I started the 100 pushups program. Obviously I’m not that mobile. Doing ‘real’ pushups isn’t an option so I’m stuck doing girlie ones until I build some strength up.
Week 1 day 1, done.
